littlemousling: Yarn with a Canadian dime for scale (Default)
OK, SO:

In this fairly hilarious behind-the-scenes footage from the Spin shoot, the boys are shown running up the side of the pool for the cover image.

Here's the cover image:


So here's my question.

DID THEY CENSOR GEE'S THIGHS?



... seriously you guys. SERIOUSLY. He is in black short-shorts in the video, and black pants on the cover. THEY PHOTOSHOPPED HIS LEGS YOU GUYS.

It's basically Adam's nipple on Rolling Stone, only about 10x funnier. HIS THIGHS WERE TOO MUCH FOR AMERICA TO HANDLE OKAY.
littlemousling: Cartoon woman holding broom, saying "Clean all the things!" (clean yes)
DUDE YOU GUYS

My sister just called to relate a story (because she knows I like stories about Adam Lambert. It's true, I'm a sucker that way).

See, she's watching a friend's dog. She hadn't bothered to ask why the friend was out of town until the dog was dropped off, and then she says, "So, where you goin'?"

Friend: "To see Adam Lambert in Albany!"

Sister: "Oh, what a coincidence, my kid sister is a total Lambertini, too."


LAMBERTINI YOU GUYS

That's it, I'm adopting this. WE SHALL LISTEN TO FYE AND THEN DRINK MARTINIS.


Come on, you KNOW Adam would approve of us calling ourselves something that's a combination of his name and an alcoholic beverage.


(PS. Today I cleaned ALL the things. It was a good and productive day.)